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Have you ever noticed the complexity of the English language and the way we spell things? I want that all to change. For instance, why isn't "phonics" spelled phonetically? From now on, we call it "fonyks." Our new system of fonyks spells absolutely everything fonetykly. So, instead of double consonants, we'l just use one, unles we realy need it to pronounce the word corectly. Next, let's just eliminate al apostrophes and other special punctuation. Wel just use periods to end sentences and triple periods for a pause. I see no need for the leter c. We dont need c for anything speshial. We kan just use the leter k or s. So now weve goten rid of a lot of worysome leters. Lets kut of some silent vowels that are paired with with another vowel that doesnt sound right. We dont need e at the end of sum sertan words and sum vowls just dont seem right when you pronunsiat them. Lyk o and I yn words pronownsd lyk a u or y. Whats up wyth that? Next we kyl sylent consonants lyk h and gh. Thys wil wyrk prety wel ryt? We just kut ar entyr letyr usaj yn haf. Shur yt may seem kynda hard at fyrst but just lyk any foryn langwaj ytul tak sum getyng yosd to befor we kan ryt fluwently. Yts al worth yt yn thu end. U sav a lot uf rum on yor papyr for mor wyrds and yt savs trys. Unuthyr way tu sav rum ys to yus numbers yn plas of wyrds. I myself lyk 2 do that wuns yn a wyl. 4 a wyl tho I wastyd lots uf rum wyth thu wyrds for and to. I dont yus thos wyrds 2 ofen now das. See ther U hav yt. Ar langwaj ys muj betyr than yt yusd 2 B. I lyk thys a lot and ar planyt wyl B a muj hapyer plas with fonyks. |