Thursday, November 19, 2009

Couples In Booths

Something that's annoyed me for years. I am sure it's as aggrivating for others as well.

COUPLES IN BOOTHS

A booth in a diner
has two sides...
Two.
A bench on either side
of the table.

Why do couples
always insist on
sitting together
in one bench?

Don't they realise
how stupid they look?
Maybe they just don't care.
Assholes.

If this were a boat,
they'd have flipped over
long ago.