Monday, June 07, 2010

I Watch A Lot Of Bad Movies

Here's a poem I wrote that I think is pretty self-explanatory.

I WATCH A LOT OF BAD MOVIES

They're cheap.
Cheaply made and
they don't cost much to buy.

I'm sure the makers of this garbage
are making a profit...
and I actually kind of enjoy
watching them and laughing
at just how poorly written,
acted, directed, and produced
they all are.

Right now some green glowing ball
was given to a little girl in bed
by some weird lady with beads on her head.
Apparently she's an alien.
Whoever she is,
a bunch of armed gunmen
just kidnapped the child
and killed her father.

The beaded alien lady is bringing him back to life.
This movie is stupid...