Wednesday, September 01, 2010

0622: Angels Revenge

MST3k, Experiment #0622

Seven super sexy girls take on the bad guys in an explosion of wild action, crazy stunts, and loads of laughs! Angels Revenge.

Meet six women and a teenage girl who never expected to risk their lives fighting for justice. A schoolteacher had seen one too many kids succumb to drugs. A Las Vegas entertainer learned her brother had been beaten by a drug pusher. A martial arts teacher knew how insidious drugs were among children. A top model knew that drugs were destroying her life. A stunt driver was in shock when her brother overdosed - on drugs! Add a nosy schoolgirl and a policewoman with a perm, and you've got the Angels Brigade. These women (and the girl, too) are sexy, smart - and dangerous! Just ask the right-wing militia these ladies have destroyed. But the evil fat cats pushing drugs to kids? Not even they are a match for these vengeful vixens. They just say POW! to drug pushers.

Alright... I enjoy this episode a lot, but it's very definitely NOT because of any of the host segments. I do enjoy Crow's amnesia, and for some reason I laugh at Mike's Fonzie bit... I think that one's because it's just so stupid.

Anyways, the riffs are great, and the movie is just so dumb that it's worth laughing at.

I think the moral of this movie is that all those women should have been naked more often... or did I miss the point?!

What were these girls thinking?! They decided to kidnap (against the law) some guy simply because he was a drug pusher (against the law as well. I guess two wrongs make a right), and then threaten to kill him (also against the law... uh oh, three wrongs) with a sword and a saw or something... Hey, let's get the little high schooler involved in the murder process!! That'll keep kids like her off drugs...

Murder is my anti-drug.


Favourite line: "My period!"